• Angelina gives Brad the ultimatum: It's cigarettes or SEX. Meanwhile, Jen Aniston opens up to Vanity Fair, crying at points, to reveal how sad she feels about the affair. Aniston tells September's Vanity Fair, on stands Friday:

"Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I've thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely. But I'm also doing really wellBut the idea that Aniston, 36, was stalling on starting a family with Pitt, 41, gets the actress fuming. "I've never in my life said I didn't want to have children. I did, and I do, and I will!"

She's forgiving of Pitt, even though they no longer talk, and she says she believes him when he says he did not sleep with Jolie before the marriage broke up in January.

Best friend Courteney Cox chimes in to reveal that while there was no affair, "there was a connection" between Jolie and Pitt, "and he was honest about that with Jen."

• I can't decide if this is good or bad: Scarlett Johansson claims Ewen McGregor smooches like a schoolboy.
• Paris vs. Nicole: Well, Razzie judges - it sounds like November 4 will be a big day for the shitty actress showdown.
• No surprise to anyone: Jess-n-Nick: Already divorced?

RELATED: Shocker...first Alicia Keys, now Jessica Simpson might've used Accutane instead of ProActiv?! You mean celebrities don't always use the products they endorse? But TrimSpa really worked on Anna Nicole, right? I mean, I gotta believe in something...

• Sienna Miller wins back the Edie Sedgwick role b/c Jude Law's affair made her a bigger name. Whatever the reason, I'm still just glad it didn't go to Katie Holmes. Also, despite her flirtation with Kate Bosworth's man, Orlando Bloom, it sounds like she and Jude had their own version of a G-8 summit last weekend.
• Speaking of Katie Holmes - she's got no issues with grossing us all out with PDA-ing the neutered Tom Cruise, but ask her to pose in a nudie bodysuit and then she's horrified.
• Kate Moss offers to pay for an anti-heroin implant for the boyf, Pete Doherty. Who says romance isn't alive these days?
• More of Bobby -n -Whitney's bathroom drama. Oh, Whit, how the mighty do fall.
  Al Gore's new network for people like me, Current TV, starts today - I'm actually gonna try to check it out tonight. In the meantime, can at least read the blog at work.
  
  Had a ridiculous weekend. I feel like such a waste today. Then headed out to Park Slope where we (think) we found a new apartment. Just down the street from Varmus - yay. Right around the corner from the 2/3, cool neighborhood, and yay, going to save at least $100/month!