Paris Squared hit St. Tropez over the weekend, thus proving Star magazine wrong with all those break-up rumors...although, to be fair to Star, girl Paris seems more interested in her own boobs than in boy Paris. And for Miu, this photo is a natural "Caption It!"

Meanwhile, she and Nicky decided to hit the beach looking like a pair of anorexic gnats...and picked up a coupla sexy locals along the way.

Lindsay Lohan also sported the hornet look in France over the weekend...

First while shopping with stylist and anorexic thinspiration, Rachel Zoe, who just last week raved over LiLo's fashionista ways: "I am the biggest fashion-obsessed person in the world," said Zoe. "But in Lindsay, I feel like I may have met my match. If she wasn't an actress, she would be a stylist, because she would have to be." Zoe remembers a night Lohan dropped by her apartment at 9 p.m. to pick up a bag and ended up staying four hours, trying on clothes and taking Polaroid pictures "just for fun."

Later, Linds traded in the OJ and white shades for a Lance bracelet and camera to snap Armstrong in the Tour de France.

Guess who's not pregnant? Yeah...Demi. This shot of her covering up a decidedly not-preggers belly only adds fuel to the rumors that she must've miscarried. Or else, she had one of the best-run PR campaigns over a few extra pounds ever.

Oh no! Numoro uno, stay away from my Marc. Nobody rubs their hands in all that hair grease unless it's me.

And bitch, you did NOT just wish me Happy 36th birthday! I'm 33. Tops.

If Britney/Lindsay/Christina/Pink/insert-more-famous-pop-star's name here, has done it, you can bet that Nicole Richie will, too. In today's example, Nicole follows Brit-Brit's lead, going barefoot on a public street and carting around a tray full of iced yummies...(foot fetishists...close up of les feet below).