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This woman has her own clothing line. She's got tentacles growing from her stomach and they still gave her the final show at Fashion Week. J. Ho's starting to remind me of the high school mom - with the boob job, the Juicy track pants, the pastel Uggs -who tries too hard to fit in - think Amy Poehler in "Mean Girls." And you're all just embarrassed for her (although that doesn't mean you won't use her house as the place to crash whenever there's a big party senior year on a Saturday night because God knows, your parents aren't gonna let you come in at 3 in the morning with the smell of cheap Nat Light & Trident gum on your breath).