Courtney Love ordered into rehab. For any of ya'll who saw her drunkenly/stoned claiming to be sober at Pamela Anderson's Comedy Central Roast, this news should come as no surprise.

Gasp! Could it be?! Lindsay actually looks like a healthy normal American girl here (making Nicole look a little like an anorexic smurf) in this photo taken at the grand opening of the LAX club. Maybe it's just me, but I had flashbacks of "Less than Zero" with all the well-dressed, financially secure, Young Hollywood jet-setters on the scene...From Mischa Barton and Jessica Alba to Lukas Haas to Pink and Corey to Leelee and Lindsay's mop-haired friend, it looks like a hard partying night for the B-listers.

This pic of Nicole and DJ AM shows the fight that today's Rush & Molloy (half-way down the page) alleges they were having the night of the party

Pre-bash, Lindsay grabbed pizza with Bruce and Demi's lighter-looking daughter, Rumer Willis, then headed out to dinner with Nicole Richie and les amis.

But really, what fun are party pictures if you don't show Tara Reid? Apparently celebrating her new disaster of a show Taradise, Tara hit the clubs of London the other night.

Someone else recovering from too much partying: Eminem in Rehab for Sleeping Pill Addiction

I know you've been on pins and needles waiting for this interview to happen: Marc Cohn (Elizabeth Vargas hubby and songwriter of the 1990s hit "Walking in Memphis" ) describes the car-jacking that left him with a bullet in his skull.

More on the good ole suburban Coach Snoop.