Yikes Page 6, you overwhelmed me today with all the sly sexuality references. Eeenie, meenie, miney, moe, how many, how many? I count foe. (4) Leave something to the imagination, guys. And really, can't ya give McNabb and Brady some privacy?

WHICH gossip columnist — not for The Post — finished celebrating his birthday in the backroom of a gay bar?

By the way, Lourd is not Fisher's ex-husband as the Daily Snooze incorrectly stated yesterday — she and the confirmed bachelor never wed.

SOFIA Vergara, who has posed for photos with Tom Cruise, laughs at how predictably gullible the media is. The Latina bombshell, who recently replaced Penelope Cruz as Cruise's escort, told People en Espanol's Richard Perez Feria: "I've only known Tom for a very short time. It's funny because the media creates what they want to create. And according to them, Tom is in a full-fledged, sexual relationship with the most irresistible woman in the world — me!"

And the most obvs - not really their style, but...:
EAGLES quarterback Donovan McNabb and Patriots QB Tom Brady bumping into each other at the James Hotel in Scottsdale, Ariz., and having a nice chat before exchanging numbers — Brady on a Blackberry, and McNabb on a slip of paper.