This makes it personal, MJ

So - I don't know about you, but hearing the whole "Macaulay Culkin was inappropriately touched by MJ" story yesterday put me over the edge. Yes, it's horrible if Jacko really did fondle all these little boys, but at the risk of sounding insensitive, they're nameless and fameless. If he touched little Mac Culkin, though...Nu-uh. I might just have to try to pull a pagesixsixsix and do some serious investigivagating (emphasis on try) and ask a friend who knew him in those days if it's true.
Can't possibly do more than Roger Friedman did, though.