Anna Nicole Does Australia

Honestly, the thing that disturbs me most about this picture are the big old nasty pasties. Pasties are gross. Boobs - not a big deal, see 'em every day. But pasties - eww. avoid at all cost.


Secondly, who needs a pit bull when you can get Anna Nicole? Seriously - the woman is an attack dog. Kelly Slater's the victim, but I promise you his arms are raised in the international sign for help, S.O.S, pry this crazy chick off me...