Side note: I should mention the Hopez headlines - besides the fact that she's pregnant, Drudge & Newsday are trying to start drama with this blip on a controversial jacket she wore for a German tv show.

Mariah vs. J. Ho showdown - Round 294, Mariah's won.

And ha- this John Stamos story is funny. yet gross. Skeezy, washed-up tv star. It's bad enough that a girl ever really wanted to sleep with John Stamos (although the story takes place in the 1980s, when alright, truth be told, I was a 9 year old girl who wanted to kiss him - on the cheek-okay, well, maybe I would've settled for getting ice cream together because I wasn't really kissing in those days.). Anyway. She didn't get to sleep with Stamos, but his lookalike friend.