File Under Duh.

Alright, so I was doing other things tonight and didn't get to see the behind-the-scenes J.Ho MTV Fashion Special. Color me a very original blue - I was really looking forward to see her work her creativity. I saw a clip on Access Hollywood of one of her minions sucking up to her - it would've been fun to see a whole hour of that and make fun of how she actually believes their crap, but don't fear, I'm sure MTV will rerun at least thrice this weekend. And uh, did you know that she now seems to be referring to herself as the "First Lady of Screen, Song, and Style?"
Sounds suspiciously like Michael Jackson referring to himself as "The King of Pop." He only started that shit in around 1992 once his star started falling...and we all know how well that moniker resusicated his career....

How much do I love this Roger Friedman column about the mismanagement of J. Ho's career?
*(the bottom includes a mention of my hometown boy's band, Scissor Sisters, playing at Elton John's Oscars party -hells yeah, Kentucky!)

As part of the official media attack in the next week or so, we're gonna learn that:
J. Ho is officially J.Ant, Janthony, Chihuaha's wife, Evil Stepmother, call her whatever you want as long as it reflects that she's now Mrs. Marc Anthony. AND, on top of that shocker, (if you want to sit down), she's hoping for a baby.
UPDATE: There's a new little ho in the oven. Hopez, sneaky little devil, IS pregnant. Just in time to talk about while on her 'Rebirth' blitz. Ewww. She and Marc are gonna have ugly little babies. Short, too.


Becks and Beyonce joined forces with her (what the hell were they thinking?) for the Europe Pepsi commercial. The launch was yesterday. J. Ho appears to be wearing a dress of her own design. You can tell by the tacky fur trim on an otherwise pretty stylish, yet slutty outfit. The fur border really completes the high-class Jersey whore look, though. And I know that Becks is a busy new dad, but surely he can afford some pants that fit.