A little of Paris + a smidge of Elton = new K. Fed

photo of Federfine from pink is the new blog

Okay, okay, I'm crazy, but I get visions of Elton John in my head when I see this picture of Kevin's 'I'm Britney's bitch' makeover. Don't get me wrong - those cornrows were nasty - but he's reminding me of Elton in the plugs days...it's a stretch, but focus on the hair. and c'mon now, K. Fed. Bit-Bit? But then, you need your own little accessory just like that other pampered princess now don't ya? Just put out your own sex tape, get a reality show, and you'll be able to move out from under that family label - Spears - in no time.