Oh, Lloyd, you're just a Debbie

I tried this once before, but the gutter-drama that is Paris drew me back in within 4 days. Good luck to you Lloyd Grove. I'll hold back on the 'but Paris is the only reason I ever noticed you had a gossip column, Lloyd' proclamations, because I actually agree with his gesture. May 2005 be the year that Paris will finally R.I.P. (otherwise my bets are on Lloyd's column)