White Trash Wedding

I just read the best news ever - Brit Brit and Senor Federline are "in talks" to take over Newlyweds. I haven't been this excited since the 2nd episode of The O.C. when I realized I could officially start a drinking game for every time Ryan engaged in, as they say, fisticuffs with someone, and attempted to give pensive expressions. I know the rumors about Britty Brit have been around for awhile, but this is the first I've heard the "in talks." Bring out the Andre champagne, baby. Cristal, or even Korbel, is a little too high class for our Brit, but moonshine will work.