Vote Rick James, Bitch!

Pity Rick James and his wife, Diane of Hattiesburg, MS. His campaign for City Council has been positively wrecked by the catchphrase from the Chappelle Show, so Diane wants Comedy Central to pay up and buy new signs...

"Due to the popularity of the Dave Chappelle show, people keep stealing our 'Vote Rick James' yard signs ... the yard signs have been spotted at least 100 miles from our home by truckers ... Also, young children on bikes scream, 'I'm Rick James, bitch!' as we drive by in our car with our 'Rick James' car signs ... People even drive by our home and scream, 'Super Freak. "

Here - a thrilling first-person account of stealing a "Vote Rick James" sign.

Donations (each sign is $4.75) can be sent to: Rick James, 606 S. 17th Avenue, Hattiesburg, MS 39401

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