Spanish Harlem

So I was on 110th and Lex the other night and saw a man who looked just like Marc Anthony- with a skinny little chihuahua look, in particular.
He said, "Mi Amiga, do you have $5 to spare?"
Not wanting to contribute to the crack addiction, I said, "No, my friend, not tonight."
Good that I declined because I now know for sure that between he and J. Ho, he has enough to support the habit (if it exists)...