Sigh.

Because it'll make our favorite narcissist happy, I"m gonna go ahead and post a picture of something we've all seen countless times before: Miss Paris Hilton's backside - this one taken as she heads out to the "House of Wax" premiere. I really want it to bomb.
And p.s. - in the Paris v. Nicole showdown, Go Nicole!



"The closest to looking like a virgin Paris may ever be."