Culkin: Jackson Accusations are "Absolutely Ridiculous"

On the stand today, Macaulay Culkin said that Michael Jackson never molested him and said the allegations against Jackson are "absolutely ridiculous."

He said prosecutors never approached him about whether he had been molested and he only learned of the allegations that he had been molested by watching news coverage of the trial.

"Somebody told me you should probably check out CNN because they're saying something about you," Culkin said. "I just couldn't believe it. … It was amazing to me that nobody even approached me and asked if these allegations were true."

After this brief interest in the court proceedings, I'll now return to my regular pattern of ignoring the Jackson sideshow.