Morsels

Becks to star in movie that will debut at Cannes: Real: The Movie. The top-secret mix of documentary and drama will centre around the lives of five fictional Real supporters from across the globe. In the story, a female fan becomes so obsessed after meeting Becks, 30, that she cuts her hair off in a bid to look like him.

Nicole Kidman, who has claimed in the past to want Jennifer Lopez' booty, now says that she wants bigger boobs and the voluptuous curves of Marilyn Monroe.

RELATED: Her ex, Tom Cruise, says 'sex means something to me' and discusses his desire for more children in Reader's Digest.

Britney Spears is being sued by an Indianapolis songwriter for performing his song Sometimes without permission.

Mischa Barton dumping her trust-fund and alleged coke-enabling boyf, Brandon Davis, secret, nude Mrs. Donald Trump lesbian photos (printed in Radar?), and shelved J. Ho/D.A. Pennebaker Rebirth documentary are among the goodies mentioned in today's Rush & Molloy.

Catherine Keener and Dermot Mulroney to divorce

Eva Longoria top's Maxim's Hot 100 List? She's okay, but she really gets on my nerves. A little too chihuahua-looking or something.

Teri Hatcher, making up for lost time, and hooking up with short men, tall men (NBA star John Salley), dancing to "Crazy in Love." Could this be her version of the female midlife crisis that Time trumpets on its cover this week?

Officially: Heidi Klum and Seal are married - The wedding occurred yesterday on a beach in Mexico.