Ashlee Simpson Dressing Room Demands

Compliments of the pros at The Smoking Gun, here is the Ashlee Simpson concert rider and dressing room demands.

"Drums, Bass, 2 Guitars, and pre-recorded sequences operated by the drummer." Along with keeping the beat, Ashlee's poor bandmate also has to press the play button (an indignity never suffered, of course, by Max Roach, Charlie Watts, or even the Spinal Tap drummers). The rider also includes the 20-year-old performer's dressing room demands, which include a jar of pickle relish and a "Ubiquitous Deli Platter with appropriate condiments." We're pretty sure someone besides Ashlee came up with (and spelled) the word ubiquitous.

The list also includes 12-packs of Amstel and Miller Lite (for the band - Ashlee's underage, remember, ya'll)