"Mend It Like Beckham"

Popbitch has a great little item this week full of tips on how Brit, like Victoria Beckham, can quickly shed the babyweight. Only the best, most private hospitals offer this convenient procedure:

First off, the celebrity mother gets her silicone breast implants removed early in her
pregnancy to prevent stretching, then when the baby is born (usually whipped out by caesarean at eight months to prevent the mother having to get too fat) new implants are put back,
liposuction is done on the arse and thighs plus a full tummy tuck to get rid of all signs of
pregnancy. The new mother keeps hidden from the public for about ten days while everything
heals - which, of course, is not suspicious, as she's just given birth.