Morphing Into Mary Kate

aka- How success changes a person.
Just one year ago - before "Mean Girls," before hosting the MTV Movie Awards, before "Rumors," before the tough break-up with Wilmer, and the sexy magazine covers, the hospitalizations, drug rumors, and public parent battles, in essence, before the E! True Hollywood Story,
LiLo was a sexy teen dream...

Definitely not fat -

But she's now obviously taking pages from MK's "How to Be A Teenage Superstar" bible.
Stop eating: check


Get a pair of cowboy boots: for Hollywood, these are the new Uggs. Check.
(despite the fact that hipster New Yorkers have been wearing them for at least 2 years & cool kids from the South have been wearing them for oh--forever)


[I digress, as Britney also shows, cowboy boots are the new Uggs for Hollywood- I still need to post the Jessica boots, too].


Back to Hohan -
Pour your skinny, non-existent booty into black leggings. Check.
Develop coke addiction so you can fit into leggings. Check.