okay, barf

Gwynnie, you know I love your baby. And you've been on my good side in the last year or so with the whole new maternal-mamma you and less of the goody-goody, snobbish Manhattan fashionista. You're glowing, your hair looks great, your body isn't quite so weirdly proportioned from the whole former macrobiotic diet thing. But this:

Paltrow Urges Pitt and Aniston to Reunite

Please. uh-uh. Don't shove yourself into this. I know you want to be on their good side (and their production company's- you don't have Harvey & Miramax to make movies with as much anymore), but c'mon now. It just sounds sort of tacky.

And while we're on the imdb website for the day - Scarlett and Indy? That's double-gross. Is she even old enough to drink? And Harrison Ford, while hot, is still, at the end of the day - 60+. There is just too much wrong with that picture.