WEDDING PLANS - Unimportant if you don't know Nick & Catherine
Most people post IM messages with their friends...me, I'm doing a full-court press and posting a series of emails my friends and I had today about a wedding & cabin - the extraordinaire "Cabin Fiddlesticks" we're going to this summer. This series is for the rest of the group not in on the exchange - they need to know this...The rest of ya, well, just pretend you're interested and read about the plans to be cheap drunks, and in Sara's case, an easy lay, this summer.
-----Original Message-----
From: nwallingford
Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2005 12:41 PM
Subject: RE: Wedding Reservations - WRITE ME BACK
I could not be happier that you all have looked at a map and have decided
not to take the expressway through Lincoln, Nebraska to get to the wedding.
I think you will be pleasantly surprised with the time you will save. I
would also like to apologize to Abby for implying that she is unreliable.
That is not what I meant at all. Abby is completely reliable. I encourage
all of you to rely on her. She is a friend in need because she is a friend
with weed. And cats. she has lots of cats who shit and piss all over her
mothers floor. And you can take that to the bank.
From: Sarah
Subject: Wedding Reservations - WRITE ME BACK
>Date: Wed, 1 Jun 2005
Dear dear Nick. Not all of us have had time to draw up strategic battle plans to get to "operation wedding." Why take time to look at a map when it's easier to have an insufferable know-it-all point out a better route with little to no effort? Thanks. I added Abby to this list so she can be a part of our quibbling, read nasty comments made about her punctuality, and recieve collections threats from Ketty. She is looking for people to join us in Chalet Fiddlesticks to knock down the price a little. I think we should go ahead and send the checks to Ketty, so she can eat and pay rent, and any new person joining us can pay in cash when we get there. And Nick, I hope that you aren't figuring in the altitude when it comes to the bar stock. You are dealing with seasoned alcoholics, who will not be sustained or amused by drinking quarter sized shots at the top of a ladder.
-----Original Message-----
From: Sara
Sent: Wed 6/1/2005
Subject: RE: Wedding Reservations - WRITE ME BACK
sorry, you losers have been emailing me on my hotmail account not my work
account so i am just now getting these. Nick, tell William/Wilson whatever
his name is to bring it on. He won't be saying "Fiddlesticks" in our cabin
that is for sure. Ketty, rock on w/ taking the iniative and planning
this. you must have known between Nate and I it would get done sometime
around 2 wks before hand and then he would be forced to stay in
the......uh.....Days Inn. Which i personally think would have been much
more entertaining just to listen to him complain. i'm picking you and Nate
up in Charolette and then we will merrily drive to bfe and hopefully someone
will bring a map and whiskey.
-----Original Message-----
From: Nick (The Groom-to-be)
Sent: Wed 6/1/2005 3:28 PM
Subject: RE: Wedding Reservations - WRITE ME BACK
You all need to look at a freaking map. The drive from lexington to Blowing
Rock is 5 hours. The drive from Lexington to Charlotte is 7 hours. The
drive from Charlotte to Blowing Rock is 2 hours. Therefore, it would be
completely ignorant to fly in to Charlotte and have Sarah and Abby pick any
one up on their way from Lexington. If that is the plan, then the best
thing to do would be to fly into Knoxville, TN probably and have those guys
pick you up on their way. Drive from Knoxville to Blowing Rock is 2 1/2 to
3 hours.
Also, I recommend the weekend package. We are having a cocktail party on
Friday night. Then Saturday is the wedding. Which means you will be drunk
both Friday and Saturday night.
I know that this wedding is in the boondocks. But remember, the higher the
altitude, the greater the buzz. That's why we're getting married in the
mountains. Its solely For the High.
PS- Ketty and Nathan, you all should also bear in mind that Abby is
completely unreliable when it comes to matters of the watch.
-----Original Message-----
From: nwallingford
Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2005 12:41 PM
Subject: RE: Wedding Reservations - WRITE ME BACK
I could not be happier that you all have looked at a map and have decided
not to take the expressway through Lincoln, Nebraska to get to the wedding.
I think you will be pleasantly surprised with the time you will save. I
would also like to apologize to Abby for implying that she is unreliable.
That is not what I meant at all. Abby is completely reliable. I encourage
all of you to rely on her. She is a friend in need because she is a friend
with weed. And cats. she has lots of cats who shit and piss all over her
mothers floor. And you can take that to the bank.
From: Sarah
Subject: Wedding Reservations - WRITE ME BACK
>Date: Wed, 1 Jun 2005
Dear dear Nick. Not all of us have had time to draw up strategic battle plans to get to "operation wedding." Why take time to look at a map when it's easier to have an insufferable know-it-all point out a better route with little to no effort? Thanks. I added Abby to this list so she can be a part of our quibbling, read nasty comments made about her punctuality, and recieve collections threats from Ketty. She is looking for people to join us in Chalet Fiddlesticks to knock down the price a little. I think we should go ahead and send the checks to Ketty, so she can eat and pay rent, and any new person joining us can pay in cash when we get there. And Nick, I hope that you aren't figuring in the altitude when it comes to the bar stock. You are dealing with seasoned alcoholics, who will not be sustained or amused by drinking quarter sized shots at the top of a ladder.
-----Original Message-----
From: Sara
Sent: Wed 6/1/2005
Subject: RE: Wedding Reservations - WRITE ME BACK
sorry, you losers have been emailing me on my hotmail account not my work
account so i am just now getting these. Nick, tell William/Wilson whatever
his name is to bring it on. He won't be saying "Fiddlesticks" in our cabin
that is for sure. Ketty, rock on w/ taking the iniative and planning
this. you must have known between Nate and I it would get done sometime
around 2 wks before hand and then he would be forced to stay in
the......uh.....Days Inn. Which i personally think would have been much
more entertaining just to listen to him complain. i'm picking you and Nate
up in Charolette and then we will merrily drive to bfe and hopefully someone
will bring a map and whiskey.
-----Original Message-----
From: Nick (The Groom-to-be)
Sent: Wed 6/1/2005 3:28 PM
Subject: RE: Wedding Reservations - WRITE ME BACK
You all need to look at a freaking map. The drive from lexington to Blowing
Rock is 5 hours. The drive from Lexington to Charlotte is 7 hours. The
drive from Charlotte to Blowing Rock is 2 hours. Therefore, it would be
completely ignorant to fly in to Charlotte and have Sarah and Abby pick any
one up on their way from Lexington. If that is the plan, then the best
thing to do would be to fly into Knoxville, TN probably and have those guys
pick you up on their way. Drive from Knoxville to Blowing Rock is 2 1/2 to
3 hours.
Also, I recommend the weekend package. We are having a cocktail party on
Friday night. Then Saturday is the wedding. Which means you will be drunk
both Friday and Saturday night.
I know that this wedding is in the boondocks. But remember, the higher the
altitude, the greater the buzz. That's why we're getting married in the
mountains. Its solely For the High.
PS- Ketty and Nathan, you all should also bear in mind that Abby is
completely unreliable when it comes to matters of the watch.
posted by kettyket at 11:15 PM
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