A Day in the Life

Hopez worked out. Despite the pregnancy rumors, her booty still appears more swollen than her stomach.

Tom Cruise attended the "War of the Worlds" premiere in Japan (ya'll, he IS that cool).

In the meantime, the person who really liked "The Last Samurai" wrote him a note. If you can't read it, it says: "It's very good of you to make 'The Last Samurai.' I'm very happy you made the movie." Seriously.

Katie was on the other side of the world, hitting the London premiere of "Batman Begins" with Christian Bale, Morgan Freeman, and Michael Caine. And sexy earth mamma Liv Tyler went for a West Village walk with her dog.

Paris and mom, Kathy, had a little 'family' bonding time while serving as the Grand Marshals of the L.A. Gay Pride Parade.

Ashlee pulled a 'Jessica,' braiding her hair in the new, trendy 80's flashback style

And K-Fed embodied every redneck's dream - stepping out in his leather jacket and blue Harley. (a certain friend should pay particular attention to this image)...

In the meantime, one half of the world's hottest couple (Seal & Heidi) showed off a little something.

This was, of course, just before he had his showdown with the paparazzi. He really is the best.

OTHER ITEMS:

Bill Clinton raped Hillary? Result: Chelsea? What sort of relationship does Bill still have with his alleged conquests, I wonder?
Christina Aguilera music (and not J. HO?) used as torture at Gitmo.
Demi Moore supposedly appearing nude on an upcoming Vanity Fair cover with boyf, Ashton Kutcher. Is it just me, or has there been a lot of unnecessary attention given to upcoming VF covers over the last week?
Fran Drescher in shorts, white tee and carrying the once-ubiquitous teeny terrier was spotted at the GNC store on 67th and Columbus asking for a nutritional powder that, alas, that particular GNC did not carry.
Tom vs. Brad: Brad wins.
Ted Koppel Op-Ed on privacy.