Wonder Woman is just so cool. What girl didn't want to be her when she was little...I mean, seriously, she was the most beautiful woman in the world when I was 6, along with the Felecia character from "General Hospital." So - how jealous am I - my friend, Erin, MET Wonder Woman this week and even got tips on how to do the Wonder Woman sort of 'transformation' twirl...and for that, I just wanted to put up some pix.

I apologize - I've been working on a piece about anorexics, so I'm noticing this stuff...but honesly, how good does Kate Hudson's booty look - oooh la la...

(don't people say we start to look like our animals?)
from this just over a year ago-

These adorable pictures of Johnny Depp's ladylove, Vanessa Paradis, and their little ones were out a few days ago...but are all the more pertinent because now he's saying that he wants Vanessa to propose. (doesn't Lily Rose look just like Johnny?)

Laguna Beach: Can we talk about why I wasted an hour and a half of my life tonight caring about if Stephen likes LC or slutty Kristin more and why I'm obsessed with the fact that I can't remember the name of the song that Stephen played in his car with LC. (separate note: Go LC....lovin' the nice little segueway from Kristin singin 'Breakaway' to LC and Stephen making out in the hot-tub) I'm biased against Kristin. She reminds me of a certain Annie Freehander/Frielander of my high school days. We're way beyond all that now and the "Stephen" character is totally married with a stepchild of his own, but to me, Freehander will always be Freehander in the same way that Seinfeld's Newman will always be Newman. Uh uh. Although not to be a drama-mamma, it looks like scandalous Kristin's smooching Stephen in this pic from Lo's website. Again, I say, kick ass, LC!

Yeah, we were so cool that we even had a song for the Jr. girls. "Every other city we go, on every other guy we know....no matter where we GO, it's ALWAYS Junior Ho."

Yeah. Supercool, I know. 2Pac couldn't have said it better....Oh goodness, K-Fed...Number one, you're not going Japanesa. Number two...maybe you're the only person in the free world who doesn't know that Brit Brit is pregnant (she's not just getting fat). Lay off the cigs man, even if they're unlit.

Okay, and finally, Ketty's so psyched to go see Portion Control and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah on Wednesday night. yay, yay, yay....
Look, I might be fine with it in a few days, but for now, I still feel really bad for Jennifer Aniston that Brad has this whole new family holed up at his place for days while she's all alone in Chicago.

Lourdes and Rocco go to the dentist while

LiLo and Pam pose for publicity pix -

Paris Squared hit St. Tropez over the weekend, thus proving Star magazine wrong with all those break-up rumors...although, to be fair to Star, girl Paris seems more interested in her own boobs than in boy Paris. And for Miu, this photo is a natural "Caption It!"

Meanwhile, she and Nicky decided to hit the beach looking like a pair of anorexic gnats...and picked up a coupla sexy locals along the way.

Lindsay Lohan also sported the hornet look in France over the weekend...

First while shopping with stylist and anorexic thinspiration, Rachel Zoe, who just last week raved over LiLo's fashionista ways: "I am the biggest fashion-obsessed person in the world," said Zoe. "But in Lindsay, I feel like I may have met my match. If she wasn't an actress, she would be a stylist, because she would have to be." Zoe remembers a night Lohan dropped by her apartment at 9 p.m. to pick up a bag and ended up staying four hours, trying on clothes and taking Polaroid pictures "just for fun."

Later, Linds traded in the OJ and white shades for a Lance bracelet and camera to snap Armstrong in the Tour de France.

Guess who's not pregnant? Yeah...Demi. This shot of her covering up a decidedly not-preggers belly only adds fuel to the rumors that she must've miscarried. Or else, she had one of the best-run PR campaigns over a few extra pounds ever.

Oh no! Numoro uno, stay away from my Marc. Nobody rubs their hands in all that hair grease unless it's me.

And bitch, you did NOT just wish me Happy 36th birthday! I'm 33. Tops.

If Britney/Lindsay/Christina/Pink/insert-more-famous-pop-star's name here, has done it, you can bet that Nicole Richie will, too. In today's example, Nicole follows Brit-Brit's lead, going barefoot on a public street and carting around a tray full of iced yummies...(foot fetishists...close up of les feet below).

Are You My Babydaddy?

I'm gonna try to help out Shironda Walker in Lexington, KY, because, as the lady says, she's got problems...she's got computer access, but doesn't know who is the papa of her babies.

NY Times...you're making my head spin. So many blogstars.
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Sigh. More Stephanie Klein. I'm sorry, but I liked the whole genre better when it was just SJP doing Carrie Bradshaw. I never even liked Bridget Jones that much - I've got my own dating issues and don't need to live vicariously (or not so vicariously) through Stephanie Klein.
And then, there are the boys of College Humor.

Kentucky: No Longer THAT Friendly...

Mr. Smiley is driving into the sunset. Those of ya'll who have driven through Kentucky or passed one of our SUV's on one of the nation's highways over the last few years encountered what is undoubtedly one of the lamest license plates ever designed.

Beginning Aug. 1, cars getting their first license plates will receive tags with the “Unbridled Spirit” logo instead of the sunshine plates and the slogan “It’s that friendly.” Thank God. That license plate was so ridiculous it was enough to make a person want to walk everywhere. 16 year olds were actually asking to get registered in Tennessee, of all places, rather than drive around with a gay smiley-faced sun on their car's rear.

Seal and Heidi are the kind of couple you want to hang out with to make you feel like life should be all about love, if that makes any sense. I heard they live on 26th and 6th. Maybe I'll stalk the neighborhood to see if I can pick up any of the pheromones or something.

Cute, but not quite as genuine as Heidi and Seal, Nick and Jessica celebrated her big 2-5 at her parents' house in Encino. Being the classy gent that he is, Nick put special rims on Jess' Mercedes SUV, which she really wanted. (I'm immature and that just makes me laugh). Lately, I've been digging Jess' style, but this 25th bday outfit is screaming Contempo Casuals to me.

K-Fed's first babymamma's new boyf (for those not following, I'm talking Shar Jackson's new sugadaddy- Quentin Tarentino) showed up, as did Amazon woman Mandy Moore, and ladies man, Jake Gyllenhaal.

See Nicole. This is why you really need to start eating more. Eating builds muscles and muscles help you lift the gas pump with just one hand. With practice, you won't need this much focus - you'll be able to do it blindfolded.

More importantly, what stylist told you that wrapping the Brady Bunch shower curtains around your body would make a hot dress?

Who's hiding under Daisy Duck?

Can you see the bump? Ashton & Demi's (still) secret love child.

Say what ya will about her atypical momma wardrobe, Pam Anderson is the coolest mom. You always see her playing with her boys. Here, she teaches them how to play Roddick-style on a grass court.

Okay, first, yes, old rumor - Peyton Manning's gay...Now, I don't know-isn't he married?- but just passing it along, a reliable source claims that old Peyton might've hooked up with his friend -a dude- not too long ago.
Speaking of hooking up, I caught some of "Hooking Up?" tonight and was liking it...and jesus, it means, at least, that all the ABC News ads on Craig's List might finally come down now.

Keeping with the theme, I'm soooo in the wrong line of work. Escorts can make $2,000/hour?! Loved the story-can't wait to see the movie version...but Natalia a Perfect 10?! Eh...at least an 8 definitely.

It's summer, lots of mojitos to drink, work to do, and weddings to go to. Should've posted a few days ago, but ohmygosh, Kristin (the bride) really took it for the team at her wedding. She fainted! We're all in the middle of a prayer, looking down, and hear this BAM from the front of the chapel. Poor thing. She didn't know what hit her. You date for 8 years, plan the wedding for one, and all anyone's gonna remember is how you faceplanted on the floor of the Duke Chapel right in the middle of the ceremony. But Chris was sweet, picked her up, and knelt on his knees to say the vows while she finished up the ceremony in a chair. Then, we all left and partied for the rest of the night.

So, yeah, I've been on a hiatus because work's been really busy. But hopefully, it'll start calming down sometime soon so I can get my priorities back in order - Angelina and Brad adopted a baby while I've been gone, Jen collapsed, and goodness, Jessica Alba's EVERY-FREAKING-WHERE -I thought I escaped on the plane - NO - the girl was on the cover of the American Airlines magazine! That's one gal who really needs to thank her publicist.

My party pictures entertain me, so up they go.
I miss posting. I miss being a daily gossip & picture whore, but I feel like my life's been consumed by work drama lately. I get to live vicariously through stories from a friend of the Scissor Sisters playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with Slash in London yesterday. How ridiculously cool is that?

That, and trying to nurture a relationship with the little sugadaddy with the A/C and nice dinners several nights of the week, is keeping me busy. But no, I like him, too. And it's a nice jolt to the budget when you're dealing with a summer of weddings and hostess gifts, bachelorette gifts, bridal shower gifts, wedding gifts, ooooh lala. Seriously, I'm sort of like, how many presents does a bride get?

But yay - can't wait for Chris and Kristin's wedding in Durham this weekend. K's taking it for the team and is the first friend to get married so we can all have a big party.

UMA! There are children around - YOUR children! Should you really be getting that scandalicious with Andre on the very public St. Tropez beach?

With Ethan, I could understand the PDA...but Andre?

So I started to watch the trailer for Cameron Crowe (my hero)'s latest movie "Elizabethtown" today. It's not out til October, but I've already got my little countdown going on. Favorite moment of the trailer: watching Orlando Bloom (Australia) and Kirsten Dunst (L.A.) trying to say "Louisville" like locals. The kids don't quite cut it, but it was a good try and I'm still gonna see the movie.

All the fun 'Just Askings' from Page 6...yawn. I'm getting bored with the TomKat contract specifics - if it's $10 million versus the previously reported $5 million, good for Katie, but the Freddie Adu blind item was a nice diversion to spice things up: WHICH foreign-born sports phenom lies about his age? Though he landed a multimillion-dollar sneaker deal as a 14-year-old, whispers are he's closer to 20.
Still guessing on the first one:WHICH newlywed husband of a TV personality dropped her off at an award show, then went on a tour of gay bars in L.A.?

Happy 4th of July, ya'll!

Britney says, "Be careful not to drink & drive."

Of good cheer because, hey, 'It's my birthday and I'm gonna party like it's my birthday,' (yeah, yeah, I brought on a revised 'In Da Club.' If it was good enough for Mary Kate, you know it's good enough for LiLo), Hohan offers a peace sign to the paparazzi camped outside her 19th birthday party. Note the guy in the background wearing the jacket with Hohan's mantra: "Young, Rich, Rebellious."(and still coked up)

Meanwhile, the Mary-Kate/Hohan/Nicole club claims another victim. With that long, blonde, crinkly hair and bony body, Avril's Lindsay's twin. Quick: You tell me who's who (note: the ring's the clue, kids).

Continuing with the Lohan party, last week, it was a shot of Courtney Love in a see-through skirt. This week, it's a close-up of crap in Lindsay Lohan's teeth (via JJB) at the Today Show. Ewwww. But proof that she's eating something, at least...

Anna Nicole, I know you heard there was a party, so of course, you wanted to be here, but focus, focus, Anna - it's to aid Africa, not Playboy. Right, Anna - Africa. If it'll make it easier, sure, it's where all the black people are. We can pull out a map and find it, if you want, but put a shirt on first and stop moving around. Seriously- this isn't Girls Gone Wild and we're not in Cancun.

Adorable little Apple and mom, Gwyneth, checked out Coldplay's show at Live 8. How ridiculously cute is she? - but Gwyn, I'm starting to notice that little Apple's a thumbsucker...and it's giving me flashbacks to the 8 years of braces I endured because I refused to stop sucking my thumb by the time I was 2. So yeah- stop her while she's young. She doesn't want to be the only 3rd grader with braces.

Fuck ya'll, all of ya'll, who said I was over. Who else got over 200,000 people up to sing and dance with abandon? ...Glad to see Madonna was back in top form.

All the juiciest gossip on the backstage antics at the London show can be found here. Includes Brad Pitt's whining over a dressing room (& probably missing Ang & Mad who were at the Cornwall show), Stella McCartney's feud with her stepmother, Sir Paul's social-climbing wife, Heather, and more of Mariah Carey's demands.

No mention in the article of Kentucky hometown boy, Babydaddy, and his band, Scissor Sisters because they were raised right & wouldn't complain about a dressing room while thousands of people are dying in Africa (excepting of course, the diva number occasionally pulled when called 'Scott' instead of Babydaddy in front of fans). They still got a great review for the show, though. And how much do we love that Ana Matronic told it like it was with Paris, saying that Paris Squared had no business being at Live 8?

While Brad was in London for the charity show, Jennifer got close to her pals in California. She returned from shooting with Vince Vaughn in Chicago to spend time with Courtney Cox Arquette and little Coco.

Bennifer II continued their honeymoon in the Turks & Caicos while La Lopez went shopping...alone.

With all her money, J Ho should be able to afford to not walk around looking like the rest of us. Almost EVERYONE and their mother has that skirt this summer - or does she want the roomier look for a reason - she does look a little pregnant in it, no?

more avril showing off the ring

SIGHTING: Natasha Richardson dining outside with her two cute sons (and Liam Neeson's) at Nick & Toni's on the Upper West Side last Thursday. Hot Liam, unsurprisingly, wasn't with the fam.